Golf club finds two people having sex in a bunker

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The disrespect some members of the public have shown towards both golf courses and guidance to stay at home during the lockdown has plummeted to a new level as one venue has revealed it found two people in a bunker having sex with each other.

Several clubs have reported misuse of their courses since their venues closed in March – with reports including people using quad bikes, riding horses and picnicking in bunkers.

However, according to the Scottish Daily Record, a club has now found two people having sex in a bunker during the lockdown.

Glenbervie Golf Club has sent a message to members, asking them to patrol the course more to ‘scare off’ others who might abuse the course.

Chairman Ronnie Neil sent the newsletter this weekend, in which he told members of “a couple engaging in sexual relations within a bunker. (Yes, this was actually witnessed)”.

Glenbervie Golf Club. Image from Facebook

Outlining other bad behaviour, Ronnie wrote: “The club has received an increasing number of messages about unwanted behaviour, including some resulting in damage to parts of the course.

“Examples include individuals playing the course over multiple evenings, individuals using the practice areas, bicycles being ridden over greens and using bunker lips as jump ramps.

“Dogs off their lead and being allowed to dig in bunkers and run across greens.”

He added: “Obviously, we would all like our course to be in as good a condition as possible when we reopen and acts like some of those listed above do not support this goal.”

Ronnie stated: “I call upon those members who live near the course and who like to take a walk for their daily exercise to consider choosing a route that will include coverage over the golf course.

“I would stress, however, that the board do not want members to confront rule-breakers and vandals. Hopefully, your mere presence will scare off these individuals and stop their behaviour.”

One member told the paper: “It’s been open season on Glenbervie since the lockdown came in.

“Nobody minds people taking a stroll round the course but this isn’t Butlin’s.

“It’s frustrating that members aren’t even allowed to get their daily exercise by playing a round on their own in the fresh air yet you’ve got locals having sex in the bunkers. Where’s the social distancing in that?”

 

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21 responses to “Golf club finds two people having sex in a bunker”

  1. Guy avatar
    Guy

    We’re they improving their lay (lie)?

  2. Nick H avatar
    Nick H

    Never get that lucky when I end up in bunkers!
    How much is the membership

  3. Adrian avatar
    Adrian

    Really! Is this worthy of being called news! Poor

  4. Matthew W avatar
    Matthew W

    wouldn’t want to have to play out of that divot

  5. Craig avatar
    Craig

    Yikes – there are some places where you just don’t want sand….. Hahaha

    1. Sox avatar
      Sox

      Nearest thing to sex on the beach

  6. Kevin avatar
    Kevin

    Hope they raked the bunker when they had finished. Nothing more annoying than landing in marks caused by a previous occupant!!!!!

  7. Jay avatar
    Jay

    Well I’m glad they were having sex with each other…..

    1. Rob T avatar
      Rob T

      Haha… that was my first response to this too.. 🙂

  8. Brian avatar
    Brian

    That’ll be a two stroke penalty and play it where it lies.

  9. Barry avatar
    Barry

    At least there were no animals harmed

  10. Mike avatar
    Mike

    Tough day on the news front;) It can be seen as daily exercise??? PS But of course I had to click and read about it!

  11. Tom avatar
    Tom

    Come on guys! This isn’t doing your credibility any good!

  12. Graham avatar
    Graham

    Hope they raked it afterwards…

  13. Marc avatar
    Marc

    He was very good with his putz

  14. Bob avatar
    Bob

    Never knew you could get a hole in one after landing in a bunker but leave it to the Scots who invented the game. I used to think a sand wedge was a club.

    1. Macca avatar
      Macca

      Good for them, I’ve checked the rules and there’s no mention of any rules infraction…I’m guessing the social distancing isnt an issue as they probably know each other and probably live together? Such a No Story! So much shit going down around the world and golfers getting precious! FYI, I do miss my golf a lot.. Stay safe and relax!

  15. Peter avatar
    Peter

    Good for them ! Not an unusual occurrence, for some reason people find grass and sand attractive for their exploits !! Clubs that experience real damage are often those who haven’t been good neighbors, haven’t been players in their community or haven’t educated people in the community about what it takes to keep a course maintained !!

  16. Stuart H avatar
    Stuart H

    Were they members

    1. Golfer avatar
      Golfer

      Wheg the courses re open there may be a great demand fo tee times may l suggest that rounds are reduced to 9 holes allowing starting times on back and front 9 s tobe introduced

    2. Golfer avatar
      Golfer

      When the courses re open there may be a great demand for tee times may l suggest that rounds are reduced to 9 holes allowing starting times on back and front 9 s tobe introduced

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